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No Fun in the Sun

Posted on 09 February 2012 by Ed Z

Just lay there on your towel and shut up.

The updated rules now prohibit “any person to cast, toss, throw, kick or roll” any object other than a beach ball or volleyball “upon or over any beach” between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

Exceptions allow for ball-throwing in predesignated areas, when a person obtains a permit, or playing water polo “in or over the Pacific Ocean”.

However, during the winter off-season, the new rules will be relaxed.

Officials warned that any activities that could potentially harm “any person or property on or near the beach” should not be allowed during the peak summer season.

Your kids could also end up costing you big bucks: the ordinance also prohibits digging any hole deeper than 18 inches into the sand except where permission is granted for film and TV production services only.

 

1 Comments For This Post

  1. Chris Says:

    Rofl you have to be kidding me. No frisbees, no boomerangs, no footballs. Next they’ll say that you can’t go to the beach unless you get checked to see if you’re wearing the proper sunscreen because the beach doesnt want unsafe sun tanning going on.

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