The Drudge headline for all the world to see:

Mets Complete
Collapse, Miss Playoffs…

I’ll be slamming my head against a wall if you need me.

As some of you know, I am a Mets fan.  My hopes of a playoff appearance,
never mind a World Series title, are slipping away.  I needed a laugh and a
friend provided this:

Chuck Norris doesn’t target inflation. He roundhouse-kicks it until it begs
for mercy.

The Chuck Norris dollar buys 3 Canadian dollars, and trades at parity with
the euro.

Chuck Norris doesn’t supply collateral, only collateral damage.

The tears of Chuck Norris would supply enough liquidity to solve the credit
crisis. Too bad he never cries.

When the yield on a Chuck Norris bond goes up, the price also rises.

Chuck Norris trades on fear and greed simultaneously.

Alan Greenspan calls Chuck Norris “The Maestro.”

Chuck Norris has already banked his dividend payment from Northern Rock Plc.

Chuck Norris funds at Libor flat.

Chuck Norris Asset Management made 50 percent on its subprime mortgage-backed
bond fund last month.

Chuck Norris doesn’t borrow at the Fed’s discount window. Chuck Norris LENDS
at the Fed’s discount window.

Chuck Norris’s curves never invert.

Net income at Goldman Sachs Group Inc. rose 79 percent in the third quarter;
profit at Chuck Norris Securities Inc. climbed 80 percent.

There is no market regulator. Just a list of securities Chuck Norris allows
to be traded.

Chuck’s iPhone never needs recharging.

Chuck Norris doesn’t buy gold to hedge against inflation. Gold buys Chuck
Norris to hedge against inflation.

Chuck Norris charges the Bank of England a penalty rate for borrowing. And
guarantees its deposits.

Chuck Norris is the pilot Ben Bernanke calls when he wants to shower the
economy with dollar bills. Sometimes, Chuck refuses to fly.

Chuck Norris gets ALL of his funding from the asset-backed commercial paper
market.

Chuck Norris doesn’t mark-to-market. The market marks to Chuck Norris.

When the U.S. economy sneezes, the world catches a cold. When Chuck Norris
sneezes, the U.S. economy catches pneumonia.

When Chuck Norris makes you a price, it isn’t an offer; it’s an obligation to
buy.

Chuck Norris isn’t a market maker; he IS the market.

Chuck Norris can still get a 125 percent mortgage on a $2 million condo
without providing proof of earnings.

Chuck Norris subprime collateralized debt obligations still trade at 100
percent of face value.

Chuck completed Halo 3 on his Microsoft Corp. Xbox 360 on the day before the
computer game went on sale.

Chuck Norris has a trade surplus with China.

You know a product is peaking when you see homeless people are wearing Crocs.

Oh
the humanity!

Image taken from The Onion.

Mark Ecko bought Barry Bonds’ record breaking home run ball and is now letting the public decide its fate.

It
has been decided.

Art? 
Maybe testing security.  Pure insanity.

Career day at the airport?  And who was she picking
up?  I’d like to know some background on that individual.

Via Drudge

Once again, Jason
Whitlock nails it:

The story is being played out to fit a specific narrative.

Via Michelle
Malkin

I’ll make this quick.  The New York Sun is reporting that  Ahmadinejad has requested a visit to Ground Zero
during his stay in New York.  This cannot be allowed to happen.

Look up your local government and let them know that they must do something
to stop this.

http://www.usa.gov/Contact/Elected.shtml

Go to Hot
Air for more details.

**Update**

An emphatic NO!

It has gotten to the point were lefties are openly admitting to something
I’ve always known.  They’re in more allegiance wit our enemies than with
their own country.  Central Connecticut State University writer, Ryan
Yeomans asks, "Bush
or bin Laden: Who is More Evil?"

You know the answer, Bush of course.  To level the playing field between
the two Yeomans lays this gem out:

Just a minor detail.

As far as conclusions go, he could not have explained the
mentality of the left better:

It looks like the socialist agenda Bin Laden was pushing in his
video has found its audience.  Is Bin Laden’s use of Folk
Marxism to gain favor with Americans working?

Watch
Jack Murtha squirm when confronted over his slandering of United States
Marines.

Pure gold.