What's That in Your Bag? Umm...
You're at the airport, getting ready to go through a security checkpoint and when the guards find an object in your baggage that resembles a grenade, but in actuality is your penis pump, you say it is a bomb because you don't want your mother, who is traveling with you, to know you own one.
I'm not making this up.
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Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said. Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie, was stopped Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said. When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto. He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said. |
Source: http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/08/24/D8JMSCT01.html
Where to begin? I mean, this is wrong on so many levels. Of all the things to say, of all the lies, bomb is the best you can come up with!
Is this in your carry on? And why do you need this on a trip with your mother?
What's worse, your mom finding out you have a penis pump or claiming it is a bomb, getting arrested, having to admit it is a penis pump and now not only does your mom know but so does everyone else!
Oh man.